AND the dudes are back! I'm not sure to whom I ought to attribute this tip, other than to a Jezebel thread. Email me if he was your idea!
HISTORIC BONER NO. 16 Zhou Enlai, First Premier of the People's Republic of China
The Evidence:
Come on, guys, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. You know you'd rather be cozying up with the "midwife" of the Great Leap Forward than with your boyfriend/girlfriend/cat.
And I know I'm mispronouncing his surname. I cite poetic license.
Next Time: A Notorious Lover, No. 1 (we're making this a series, guys...)
