AND the dudes are back! I'm not sure to whom I ought to attribute this tip, other than to a Jezebel thread. Email me if he was your idea!
HISTORIC BONER NO. 16 Zhou Enlai, First Premier of the People's Republic of China
Come on, guys, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. You know you'd rather be cozying up with the "midwife" of the Great Leap Forward than with your boyfriend/girlfriend/cat.
And I know I'm mispronouncing his surname. I cite poetic license.
Next Time: A Notorious Lover, No. 1 (we're making this a series, guys...)