Submission Edition! This one goes out to the always rad Jennifer C., who has a "Hot Dead Dudes" folder on her computer and dug out the following photo for our enjoyment.
HISTORIC BONER NO. 6 Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili (a.k.a. a younger Joseph Stalin)
Seriously, just add a mustache and some facial hair, and you've got the second coming of Uncle Joe, pre-Revolution.
Next Time: (Post)Imperial China