HISTORIC BONER NO. 5 General William Tecumseh Sherman
The Evidence:
I'd like to deviate from the established formula for a moment to state that if I were alive and legal during the American Civil War, I would have abandoned my job as a mill girl (given my ethnicity and family's socioeconomic background) in order to become a battlefield nurse or something (a.k.a. troop prostitute), just so I could stalk Sherman. Hello? HE'S A GINGER.
And do you like how my pie chart is confused by negative values? Oh, Daytum...
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