Submission Edition! This one's for you, Jennifer. Hope Evan's cool with it.
HISTORIC BONER NO. 8 Eugene V. Debs
Even though he and my boo, Woodrow, shared a mutual dislike for one another, Eugene seemed rather modest and committed to defending civil liberties, so I can get behind that. Get it? Get "behind" that? Not really, okay...
And I apologize for the small photo; Eugene began balding before there was much photographic evidence of his existence. At least photographic evidence available on the internet.
Next Time: Colonial Africa